I know what GOD did many summers back

He had a bad headache and started playing with his coins. He wanted to transfer this head-splitting feeling to something tangible and biased the coins to result in pseudo-random outcomes which followed the simple rule:
Tails if Heads expected/wanted and vice-versa.
He plotted the outcomes, and did some N-dimentional curve fitting and noticed with surprise that his headache was getting better. I mean, his head was getting better as the ache was subsiding. The N-dimentional close-ended crap that resulted in was called Life. The acronym was expanded as Look! It's a Foolish Experiment because thats precisely what he exclaimed after he had a close look at what he had created.

The N-dimentional graph was the space-time variation of GOD's headache. This contraption called Life is the perfect example of a vicious circle. Chasing what you dont have and getting what you dont want. Inside this cycle, in nested loops, Life has only power-cuts, traffic-jam and bird droppings on offer.

All those times when you wondered whether you were living someone else's nightmares, you were actually very close to the reality. We all are living someone else's headache.

But it's a great learning experience. You finally learn that nothing matters. And that everything is a hoax. So, you go through your entire life just to find out that it is inconsequential.
And just think about it, in the end, it kills you.